NEED I SAY MORE?
That’s right!! The HMB? Crew has purchased a domain name and hosting from a reputable Mexican provider.
It is going to take a couple days for us to get the new site up to our incredibly high standards.
Speaking of standards, here is your new motto:
IF SHE DOESN’T MEET YOUR STANDARDS, LOWER THEM.
This helped me through the first 25 years of my life and I shall pass the knowledge on to the masses. One good way to lower your standards is with a nice, cold, Alexander Keith’s.
See you at the pub.
HMB? asks and we receive. After TBP’s expose piece on the coming of 3D movies, we were left asking “Where is the 3D porn?”
Well thanks to HMB? fan Jeremy Brown, a story of the first 3D boobs was dropped on my doorstep.
It seems that Italian film director Tinto Brass is poised to create Italy’s first 3D film and the world’s first 3D porn.
Best known for his 1979 film Caligula, Brass plans to make the new film about a Roman emperor ruined by Americans (with only penises as swords).
With this new advancement in technology there is only one piece of advice: WATCH OUT FOR THE 3D MONEY SHOT!! (no homo)
I know, I know. Rafa left his quarter-final match against Andy Murray because he injured his knee, but to me, tennis without a Nadal-Federer final is like a Sunday without Tiger making a charge. I just don’t want to see it. We’ll give Nadal the benefit of the doubt this week and give him a runner-up reward, the real Banana of the Week goes to…
34 players dropped out of the NFL’s annual Pro Bowl on Sunday, they actually phoned me and asked if I’d like to punt. I would have too, if it wasn’t for my Call of Duty addiction