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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT, MORNING WOOD on February 1, 2010 by K-CITY

3d pornHMB? asks and we receive. After TBP’s expose piece on the coming of 3D movies, we were left asking “Where is the 3D porn?”

Well thanks to HMB? fan Jeremy Brown, a story of the first 3D boobs was dropped on my doorstep.

It seems that Italian film director Tinto Brass is poised to create Italy’s first 3D film and the world’s first 3D porn.

Best known for his 1979 film Caligula, Brass plans to make the new film about a Roman emperor ruined by Americans (with only penises as swords).

With this new advancement in technology there is only one piece of advice: WATCH OUT FOR THE 3D MONEY SHOT!! (no homo)

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT, MISC. on January 29, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

I’m a huge Lost fan, so when I found the first four minutes of next weeks season premiere online I thought, “I need to post this”. Then I watched it and realized that it’s three and half minutes of things we’ve seen before and fifteen seconds of something new. If you want to check it out go here, for everyone else, here’s a picture of Anna Kournikova. Look she’s playing her tennis racket like a guitar, clever stuff.


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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT on January 28, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

Big news out of Hollywood today. The guys over at Aintitcoolnews are reporting that 2010 is the year that 3-D is going to take over. Building on the success of Avatar, a couple of of other movies coming out this year will be done entirely in 3-D. First will be the Clash of the Titans. followed up by the final two parts of the Harry Potter saga.

Clash of the Titans

I think the real question on everyone’s mind is where’s the 3-D porn?


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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT, HOW MANY BEERS? on January 25, 2010 by K-CITY

Does anyone watch the Jersey Shore? And if you do, will you openly admit it? Well I do, and I will.

When you don’t have cable, there are limited resources for killing a day watching TV on a hungover Sunday. However, most Canadian TV stations have full episodes of their shows streaming online.

Some of my favorties are CBC, The Comedy Network, and of course MTV Canada. Another good spot for all the recent American shows is Purely Top TV and for live streaming sports ATDHE.

Which leads me to the Jersey Shore. Now that I have watched the entire first season and all the drama is over, we are left with some perfect HMB? candidates.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley is an alleged graphic designer and promoter from NY. She comes to the Shore with a BF but ultimately ends up cheating and fighting her way to the final episode. (Note: Yes, they are fake.)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is the firecracker of the show. She’s the shortest and fattest and in an hour with her you don’t know if she will polish your knob or start crying or rip your head off. She is perfect for HMB? because no one would do her sober but for sure we’d hop on after a case of Keith’s.

Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola is boring.

Question is, which Guidette would you slide your baguette into and how many beers would it take?

Girl Group Shot
L to R: Nicole "Snooki," Jenni "J-Wow," Sammi "Sweetheart" SNOOKS, J-WIZZY, AND SAMMI

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Posted in ENTERTAINMENT on January 20, 2010 by K-CITY


Just woke up and I am definitely feeling the “Black Mamba” chicken wings that the HMB crew indulged in last night.

I had nightmares all night that Uma Thurman was chasing me with a bottle of hot sauce.

Then I thought of why this was and it wasn’t the wings.. It’s because to some people, Uma is as hot as Black Mamba sauce.

I’m not one of them

I had a great pic of her too, all sexy like, but I thought this one of her giving herself a front wedgie is whole lot funnier.

“Wiggle your big toe….. no, no, no… the REALLY big toe!”



Posted in ENTERTAINMENT on January 18, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

The big Oscar preview show was last night and while I didn’t watch the big show I am impressed with one of the winners. The Hangover, a big favourite here at HMB, took home the globe for best comedy or musical.

The baby was nominated for best supporting actor but sadly lost out to The Jew Hunter.


Posted in ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS on January 18, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

1. I hate the Jets but I hate the Colts more. I believe the Jets owe Indy a nice thank you for letting them in the playoffs and nothing says thanks like intercepting Peyton Manning three times.

2. Raptors looked great in beating Dallas on Sunday and I really like the new direction that they’re heading with their cheerleaders.

3. Avatar made another 41 million bucks this weekend making it the highest grossing movie about big blue cats, it’s also the highest grossing movie that the HMB crew hasn’t seen.