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WWW.HMBEERS.COM

Posted in MISC. on February 2, 2010 by K-CITY

NEED I SAY MORE?

www.hmbeers.com

AND THE NOMINEES ARE….

Posted in MISC. on February 2, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

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The Oscar nominations were announced today and the big surprise is the highest grossing comedy of all time, The Hangover, being nominated for best picture. The rule around HMB is; if a movie has beer and strippers then it’s got our vote, good luck guys.

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HMB MAKES AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Posted in MISC. on February 1, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

Well not today, actually HMB will be making an announcement tomorrow, until then I’ve got to know. How Many Beers NOT to?

LOST SEASON 6 – FIRST FOUR MINUTES ONLINE

Posted in ENTERTAINMENT, MISC. on January 29, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

I’m a huge Lost fan, so when I found the first four minutes of next weeks season premiere online I thought, “I need to post this”. Then I watched it and realized that it’s three and half minutes of things we’ve seen before and fifteen seconds of something new. If you want to check it out go here, for everyone else, here’s a picture of Anna Kournikova. Look she’s playing her tennis racket like a guitar, clever stuff.

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COMIN’ FOR THAT NUMBER ONE SPOT!!

Posted in MISC. on January 28, 2010 by K-CITY

The HMB? Crew has made another appearance at the Wingporium, searching for the position of General for THE BIG PAULBOWSKI on the Wall Of Flame.

I officially witnessed TBP throw back a full pound of the Black Mamba wings in less than 5 minutes.

In related news, here is 5 reasons why the IPAD SUCKS:

No camera, no USB, no multi-tasking, no flash, no VOIP, to big to bring, to small to use, no disk drive, touch keyboard, half the hard drive my Zune has, huge bezel, fingerprints, no hdmi, no dvi, 4:3, nice eyes, hmb?

stoned girl Thanks to BRAD HICKS for the pic.

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THE HOTTEST WING I EVER ATE

Posted in MISC. on January 27, 2010 by K-CITY

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Location: Duffer’s @ Mission Creek Golf Course in Kelowna
Date: June 26, 2008 @ 19:43:11 PST

Now that the setting is set the story begins.

Once upon a time there was a little boy. This little boy was out at the local pub for some Keith’s and chicken wings. A friend working at the pub recommended that he try a certain hot wing. (#3 on THIS list of the top 10 hottest sauces)

A singular wing was brought along with a waiver, a manager, and several kitchen staff.

I will cut to the chase and say that the little boy signed the waiver and ate the wing in a few swift bites. The ensuing physical, mental, and emotional battle was one of the most intense situations of the boys entire life.

Drool pooled in the boys mouth until he could hold it no longer, releasing it over the edge of the patio and onto the practice putting green. Dry-heaving, the boy ran to the washroom, only to vomit nothing but fire air for what felt like an eternity.

Returning to the patio table, Keith’s was drank faster than bottles of water in Haiti. Eventually, by drinking water and milk, the pain finally left the boy’s mouth leaving him dizzy and out of breath. With heart pounding and lips swollen, the boy returned home where he was laid to bed.

However, this is not where the story ends.

I will save my literary expertise on the description of the following morning’s events.

Needless to say, the little boy missed a day of work and slept most of the day away on the bathroom floor.

Why did the boy do this to himself? Who was he trying to impress? Why does he continue such activities?

COMING SOON: THE BIG PAULBOWSKI TRIES TO CLIMB THE RANKS OF THE WALL OF FLAME BY EATING AS MANY BLACK MAMBA CHICKEN WINGS AS HE PHYSICALY CAN!!

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KEEP ‘EM COMING

Posted in MISC. on January 27, 2010 by thebigpaulbowski

Just wanted to thank some of you for sending in pictures and comments that you thought we might like to post. If anyone has any good stuff for us send it to HMBeers@Gmail.com and we’ll give you a shout out. Just try to keep the nipples covered…there’s kids browsing.

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