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Archive for February, 2010
AND THE NOMINEES ARE….
Posted in MISC. on February 2, 2010 by thebigpaulbowskiPROPER DOMAIN NAME COMING SOON!!!
Posted in HOW MANY BEERS? on February 2, 2010 by K-CITYThat’s right!! The HMB? Crew has purchased a domain name and hosting from a reputable Mexican provider.
It is going to take a couple days for us to get the new site up to our incredibly high standards.
Speaking of standards, here is your new motto:
IF SHE DOESN’T MEET YOUR STANDARDS, LOWER THEM.
This helped me through the first 25 years of my life and I shall pass the knowledge on to the masses. One good way to lower your standards is with a nice, cold, Alexander Keith’s.
See you at the pub.
HMB MAKES AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
Posted in MISC. on February 1, 2010 by thebigpaulbowskiIT IS NOW TIME TO PUT ON YOUR 3D GL’ASS’ES
Posted in ENTERTAINMENT, MORNING WOOD on February 1, 2010 by K-CITY
HMB? asks and we receive. After TBP’s expose piece on the coming of 3D movies, we were left asking “Where is the 3D porn?”
Well thanks to HMB? fan Jeremy Brown, a story of the first 3D boobs was dropped on my doorstep.
It seems that Italian film director Tinto Brass is poised to create Italy’s first 3D film and the world’s first 3D porn.
Best known for his 1979 film Caligula, Brass plans to make the new film about a Roman emperor ruined by Americans (with only penises as swords).
With this new advancement in technology there is only one piece of advice: WATCH OUT FOR THE 3D MONEY SHOT!! (no homo)
HOW MANY BEERS?
Posted in HOW MANY BEERS? on February 1, 2010 by thebigpaulbowskiBANANA OF THE WEEK
Posted in BANANA OF THE WEEK on February 1, 2010 by thebigpaulbowskiI know, I know. Rafa left his quarter-final match against Andy Murray because he injured his knee, but to me, tennis without a Nadal-Federer final is like a Sunday without Tiger making a charge. I just don’t want to see it. We’ll give Nadal the benefit of the doubt this week and give him a runner-up reward, the real Banana of the Week goes to…
34 players dropped out of the NFL’s annual Pro Bowl on Sunday, they actually phoned me and asked if I’d like to punt. I would have too, if it wasn’t for my Call of Duty addiction
WHAT JUST HAPPENED? – WEEKEND IN REVIEW
Posted in SPORTS on February 1, 2010 by thebigpaulbowskiI woke up on Sunday afternoon and couldn’t believe what I was reading on the internet. It seemed that the hockey Gods were working overtime and wanted to give us something to talk about. So here we go…
1. Phaneuf and Cuthbert join the Leafs – Two years ago he was the second coming of Al MacInnis, now he’s a Maple Leaf. Big weekend for Toronto, as first they blow a three goal lead and then they trade half their team.
2. Winners keep Winning – The Canucks kept their winning streak alive as did the Caps and Sens. Watch out for Thursday night as Van City brings the Sedin show into Ottawa.
3. #16 for Fed – Roger won his record 16th major early Sunday morning. He easily handled Andy Murray on his way to the record books.
4. Edge Returns – For all you wrestling fans, the Royal Rumble was on Sunday night. Canadian Adam Copeland aka Edge made his return as a surprise entry into the Rumble. Edge had been out since rupturing his achilles tendon last year. Edge came into the Rumble as the second last entry and eliminated John Cena for the big win.

