NO WONDER THE GRAND CANYON GETS SO MANY VISITORS
As I look at the site stats, I am noticing an alarming trend. Of course the most viewed page in HMB? history (one week) is the for the ladies post of Justin Bourne (here).
The next most viewed post is the girl with the nice eyes (here). The appeal for this one is obvious. Huge guns look great in thumbnails.
The third most popular link thus far is in memory of Martin Luther King Jr. (here) Yet again, the hits are caused by robust roundness in certain parts of the female anatomy.
Now aside from J-BO, both these posts include vast amounts of cleave. It seems as though it doesn’t matter if it’s on the hood or in the trunk, men love it when two slabs of fat are pushed together to form a cleft.
To keep it consistent, here is a pic of tennis player Simona Halep. She currently ranks #186 in the world in tennis skills, but as far as cleavage goes, she’s #1.
DO IT SOBER?
January 24, 2010 at 11:51 pm
I call photoshop! How could anybody play tennis with those ginormous knockers?
January 25, 2010 at 2:36 am
I thought the same thing smoboy but check out google images and get ready to SKEET
January 25, 2010 at 3:01 am
Ahhhh apparently she’s had a reduction. Still, we’ll always have this post.
January 25, 2010 at 6:10 am
yah google is great for freezing shots of girls laying tennis when their good bits look like they are behind them on a serve.
January 27, 2010 at 1:24 am
I did what you suggested, scribs. Good God, y’all.
July 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm
thats not simona halep, it looks nothing like her….
July 24, 2011 at 10:52 pm
That’s definitely NOT simona halep. But I’m dying to find out who she really is!!! Somebody let me know, please!
March 23, 2012 at 6:42 pm
traffic…
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